Foo Fiddler
Wed, 09/09/2015 - 16:29
This song' branchy and complicated metaphore-imagery is very tipical for Noize
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English
Translation
Moscow ain't rubber stretchable (?)
People are filling city blocks like numbers fill the Excel -
Each one by his own formula
Some get devided, some -- multipllied,
New districts' cancer has demolished already
Half of the Moscow region:
It seems like just in a half
Of a century all Russians will succeed
In their apparent common struggle:
Every resident of the Siberia will be de-facto
A Moscow citizen: the subway'
Zamoskvoretskaya line bumps into Finnish borders,
The Sokolnicheskaya terminal will be on Kamchatka,
The subway map unfold will occupy an acre.
The voice, announcing the stations,
Will several times
Remind the passengers to set their clocks for the local
The billboards will get riddled with
20-symbol stationaries and 30-symbol mobiles numbers
And sooner or later for the sake of convinience
People will elect siamese twins as the maire and the president
A phrase "Moscow ain't made of rubber" did not get popular by chance
Surely, it's made out of much more elastic matter!
CHORUS:
Moscow ain't made of rubber, but milking the nation
And fattening, it ain't gonna blow out
It will just kick off the crampy MRHV(*) snakeskin
And fill one sixth of the land surface of Earth
As it goes on a dozen years later
Skyscrapers roofs will scratch the orbital stations bindings
And the top floors inhabitants, apart from the water and electricity bills,
Will also have to pay for the air consumption
Minute your mornings not to get late to the office:
If you call the elevator
On monday, it arrives on thursday
If ever on the eve
Of industrious work day
You can't get asleep,
Try to count
The ideots, whose sweat you had to breath,
While going up the well!
This net already has 12 million of flies
And every time one dies, at least two come instead,
Make room, bro, I do also like
The way this spider sets his nets
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Comments
Russia is waging a disgraceful war on Ukraine. Stand With Ukraine!
About translator
MRHV - Moscow Ring Highway (МКАД) in the beginning of the 00-s used to be de facto a brittle border of Moscow