• The Beverley Sisters

    It's Illegal, It's Immoral Or It Makes You Fat

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It's Illegal, It's Immoral Or It Makes You Fat lyrics

It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
Oh, it really doesn't matter what you're aiming at
If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
 
1. There are many philosophers who will agree
That the best things in life are absolutely free,
But you're bound to find out before you go too far,
If it happens to be fun, the chances are
 
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
Oh, it really doesn't matter what you're aiming at
If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
 
2. If you shoot the tax collector who plagues you all your life,
If you kiss a pretty girl when you have an ugly wife,
If you can't look a treacle pudding in the eye,
Man, you might as well lay down and die
 
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
Oh, it really doesn't matter what you're aiming at
If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat (x2)
 

 

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NyQuilNyQuil    Tue, 15/11/2016 - 14:01

Ah, my dream come true !!!
Thank you very much Marta90, not imagine how you could hear the text or where found, once again, heartily thank you!)

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   Tue, 15/11/2016 - 15:36

I'm happy to make your dream come true :D I love old songs and movies, they are charming :)