- Blues:
The Carlton Blues, an AFL club based in Carlton, a suburb of Melbourne.
- Suns:
The Gold Coast Suns, an AFL club based on the Gold Coast.
- Roos:
The North Melbourne Kangaroos, an AFL club based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne.
- Port:
The Port Adelaide Power, an AFL club based in Port Adelaide, a suburb of Adelaide.
- Power:
See the annotation for "Port".
- c***:
Here the word "cunt" is implied but is bleeped out by the sound of an AFL siren.
- Cats:
The Geelong Cats, an AFL club based in Geelong, a city in Victoria.
- Dees fans thought they'd never ever see the ...:
The "Dees" is the nickname for the Melbourne Demons, an AFL club based in Melbourne. This line refers to the fact that the Melbourne Demons won the AFL Grand Final in 2021 for the first time in 57 years, therefore most of the fans thought they would never see their team in the Grand Final.
- Of witnessing a Granny, in WA:
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic (which affected Sydney and Melbourne worse than many other cities), many sports grand finals in Australia were held outside of there traditional location in 2020 and 2021, returning to their traditional home grounds in 2022. The AFL Grand Final is traditionally held at the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) and the NRL Grand Final is traditionally held at Stadium Australia in Sydney. However, due to the pandemic, the AFL Grand Final was held at The Gabba in Brisbane in 2020 and at Optus Stadium in Perth in 2021 (controversially, due to the hard border closures in WA). "WA" is an abbreviation for "Western Australia", the state which Perth is the capital of. The NRL Grand Final faced a similar problem; in 2020 the Grand Final was played at ANZ Stadium in Sydney in 2020 and at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane in 2021.
- West Coast Eagles:
An AFL club based in Perth.
- Ed:
Referring to AFL commentator and former Collingwood president Eddie McGwire, who resigned as president after a racism scandal.
- Marvel:
Docklands Stadium (known under naming rights as Marvel Stadium) is a stadium in Melbourne. It is known as "Marvel Stadium" due to a sponsorship agreement with the Walt Disney Company, the parent company of Marvel.
- Tigers:
The Richmond Tigers, an AFL club based in Richmond, a suburb of Melbourne.
- Doggies:
The Western Bulldogs, an AFL club based in Footscray, a suburb of Melbourne.
- journos:
Journalists
- Now he's holding up the cup, after 57 years:
In 2021, the Melbourne Demons won the AFL Grand Final for the first time in 57 years.
AussieMinecrafter on 2022-11-10
An AFL parody of "Industry Baby" by Lil Nas X.