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    Christine Lavin

    Regretting What I Said… (A Musical Apology) • Future Fossils (1984)

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Regretting What I Said… (A Musical Apology) lyrics

This song is called "Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o'clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o'clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn't able to leave town, I'm not a very good skier, I couldn't expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don't like surprises."1
And it's subtitled "A Musical Apology".
 
In this song, I attempt to take back
everything I said while standing in a phone booth at the corner of 49th and 3rd.
 
I didn't mean it when I said: "I hope
The cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board."
And I was joking when I said: "I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors."
And I was kidding when I said: "I hope the Number 103 bus
Hits and makes a pancake out of you."
 
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?
 
And I really don't want to see your taxi
On the 59th Street Bridge
Flip over and crash through the rail.
And I'd feel bad if at the airport
You were mistaken for a local sex offender,
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail.
And I really don't want to see you getting
Radiation poisoning from the metal detector that all passengers
On foreign and domestic flights must walk through.
 
I'm sorry, forgive me
For all the mean things I said to you.
 
You thought I didn't have a temper.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise!
But I really don't want to see you dismembered
By the marijuana sniffing dogs,
When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice.
 
And I'm sorry that I said: "I hope
The flight attendant spills hot coffee in your lap as the plane carries you away from me."
And I'm sorry that I said:
"I hope you break both legs
On the mountain while you ski."
And I'm sorry for all the nasty things
I said about your mother
(Even though we both know they're true).
 
I'm sorry, forgive me,
I'm swallowing my pride,
I'd feel so guilty if you died,
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.
 
  • 1. Yes, that's the real title.

 

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