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The Duck Song 2 lyrics

A duck walked up to the corner store,
And he said to the woman, running the store:
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "No, it's a corner store, I mean, grapes aren't really what we're known for."
"We've got some grape drinks." the duck said "They kinda stink."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, till the very next day.
 
When the duck walked up to the corner store,
And he said to the woman, running the store:
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "Oh, it's you again, Duck, I already told you, you're out of luck."
"We've got some grape gum?" the duck said "I'll take none."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, till the very next day.
 
When the duck walked up to the corner store,
And he said to the woman, running the store:
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "Look, I'm trying not to shout, but please either buy something or get out."
"We don't sell fruit." the duck said "I'm kinda cute."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, till the very next day.
 
When the duck walked up to the corner store,
And he said to the woman, running the store:
"Hey! Got any grapes?"
The woman said "That's it, the next time you ask for grapes, I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape."
"Do I make myself clear?!" the duck said "Yes, dear."
 
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, till the very next day.
 
When the duck walked up to the corner store,
And he said to the woman, running the store:
"Hey! Got any grape chopstick?"
"What?" "Got any grape chopstick?" "Actually we do. But you don't have any money, do you?"
"Do you think you could,
Do you think you could,
Do you think you could, put it on my bill?"
 
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
 

 

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