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Translation
Baruch's Boots
He bought them cheaply
They were full of sand
He cleaned them with Spirit (turpentine) every two hours
He fed them soup
and when they threw up he was silent
He took them to a movie every two days
But one day he woke up
still sleepy
searched for the boots in the closet
and in the place where they were
only socks remained
that explained to him all logically
that shoes are purchased quickly
and socks are not lacking
But boots and pants always buying complete
very difficult to obtain them now
play play guitar
play play guitar
and in the end went out barefoot
stuffed up and also tired
and fully aware of the depth of the trouble
and when he asked a passerby
if they saw his boots
from politeness we will refrain from listing the answer
Baruch visited in village and city
in a very delicate situation
the depression in his brain ran amok
when he turned in desperation
to the department for family relative search
and the reception clerk got mad at him
because shoes are purchased quickly
and socks are not lacking
But boots and pants always buying complete
very difficult to obtain them now
play play guitar
play play guitar
And here beside a farm
there spent the day
He discovered traces that were recently made
and suddenly between the shrubs
he heard there whispers
in the arms of another man he saw them
He didn't know what to do
if to laugh or only to cry
never the less he took out the handkerchief
and to the side he took the man
drew the gun
and fired one bullet in the man's butt
because shoes are purchased quickly and socks are not lacking
But boots and pants always buying complete
very difficult to obtain them now
And the man "kiss kiss" "Sorry"
And the man "kiss kiss" "Sorry"
And the man said sorry
he folded the blanket
and went home without causing any further trouble
and from then until today
also in the rain also in the heat
they are sewed (stuck) on him straight to his bones.
And if you don't believe, ask Baruch!
Thanks! ❤ | ||
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Submitted by Moshe Kaye on 2020-05-26
Added in reply to request by simonsko
Last edited by Moshe Kaye on 2022-10-01
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Kaveret: Top 3
1. | היא כל כך יפה (Hee Kol Kach Yafa) |
2. | יו יה (Yo Yah) |
3. | שיר המכולת (Shir HaM'kolet) |
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רגוע - Relaxed
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