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[Armstrong]:
Well if it isn't Sussy Jack!
[Raiden]:
Are you high?
[Armstrong]:
Yes.
High on American spirit!
And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.
[Raiden]:
What is Walmart?
[Armstrong]:
It's heaven Raiden, check the internet lately?
[Raiden]:
Hop on Twitter, you need to see this.
Fuck, I hate this website.
It's all fucking weeb shit, Raiden!
It doesn't make any sense!
They're being distracted by utter nonsense!
[Armstrong]:
These baboons don't even know they're at war with Pakistan.
[Raiden]:
This one's calling me a Redditor.
[Armstrong]:
And that's just the beginning!
E-Girls, Gacha, memes, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business.
[Raiden]:
Amogus.
[Armstrong]:
As you know, American Imperialism is absolutely justified,
Because we had a black president once,
Before I fucking killed him.
[Raiden]:
That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source!
[Armstrong]:
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture,
Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims;
A world where I can say the N-word!
[Raiden]:
What?
[Armstrong]:
少数派の雷電に嫌がらせをしたことはありますか？
[Raiden]:
No.
[Armstrong]:
Catch.
I've got my own to debate online.
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Source: https://genius.com/Max0r-well-if-it-isnt-sussy-jack-annotated
I've made some corrections, too.