Parody Project - Putin's agent in the Oval (Polish translation)

Parody Project – Putin's agent in the Oval

Polish translation

English

Original lyrics

Putin's agent in the Oval

Trump and Vance come waltzing in chest puffed out for the attack

Zelenskyy on the side lines not allowed to answer back

They’re accusing him of treason the irony crystal clear

Their brain controlled by Putin Is it greed or is it fear?

Oval Office showdown, big egos in the room,

Putin in the shadows, preparing Ukraine’s tomb,

Zelenskyy didn’t wear a suit, so truth will have to get the boot,

When hypocrisy is the fashion, logic becomes moot.

Trump’s hair slicked back, JD’s boots shine bright,

Zelenskyy's eyebrows high, not ready for the smite

Putin on their speed dial, aggressor now the victim

First they knocked Zelenskyy down then they went ahead and kicked him

Oval Office showdown, big egos in the room,

Putin in the shadows, preparing Ukraine’s tomb,

Zelenskyy didn’t wear a suit, so truth will have to get the boot,

When hypocrisy is all the fashion, logic becomes moot.

Vlad’s ghost in the walls, whispering dictation,

Trump and Vance delivering in lockstep syncopation,

Zelenskyy standing firm, truth in his conviction,

Facing twisted accusations, history turned to fiction.

Trump insists they’re playing cards, JD’s got the Joker,

Trump thinks he’s got aces, that makes him the power broker

Zelenskyy is as cool as ice, handling the heat,

The puppets stick to script, dance to Putin’s beat.

Zelensky didn’t wear a suit:
This phrase refers to the 2025 Oval Office meeting where Trump sarcastically commented on Zelensky’s informal attire. Zelensky replied he would wear a suit after the war ends.

The criticism sparked backlash because Vance, and others like Elon Musk often dress casually in official settings. The song uses this to mock their hypocrisy and focus on trivial things instead of serious issues.

Globally, many saw Zelensky’s choice as a symbol of solidarity with his country at war. The lyric highlights the absurdity and cynicism of Trump and Vance’s attitude during the meeting.
JD’s got the Joker:
“JD” refers to J.D. Vance, who was Vice President of the United States during the meeting with Zelensky on February 28, 2025.

At that meeting, along with Vance, President Donald Trump was also present — and it was the two of them who aggressively confronted Zelensky.

The phrase “JD’s got the Joker” refers to Vance’s own words: “You don’t have the cards,” which he said directly to Zelensky. So, Zelensky has “no cards,” while Vance holds the “Joker” — a symbol of covert pressure, threat, and dirty play.

This highlights the asymmetry and cynicism of the American side, which acted not as an ally, but as a manipulator.

Submitted by

Ivan Luden on 2025-07-16

Contributors:

MissAtomicLau

Polish

Translation

Agent Putina w Owalnym

Trump i Vance wchodzą tanecznym krokiem, z wypiętą piersią do ataku

Zełenski na uboczu, nie wolno mu odpowiedzieć

Oskarżają go o zdradę — ironia aż razi w oczy

Ich mózgi sterowane przez Putina — czy to chciwość, czy strach?

Starcie w Gabinecie Owalnym, wielkie ego w jednym pomieszczeniu

Putin w cieniu, szykuje grób dla Ukrainy

Zełenski nie założył garnituru, więc prawda musi odejść

Gdy hipokryzja jest w modzie, logika traci sens

Trump z włosami gładko zaczesanymi, JD w lśniących butach Brwi

Zełenskiego uniesione — nie gotowy na cios

Putin na szybkim wybieraniu, agresor teraz ofiarą

Najpierw powalili Zełenskiego, potem jeszcze go kopnęli

Starcie w Gabinecie Owalnym, wielkie ego w jednym pomieszczeniu

Putin w cieniu, szykuje grób dla Ukrainy

Zełenski nie założył garnituru, więc prawda musi odejść

Gdy hipokryzja jest całą modą, logika traci sens

Duch Władimira w ścianach, szepcze dyktando

Trump i Vance w rytmicznej zgodzie, dostarczają przekaz Zełenski stoi twardo, prawda w jego przekonaniu

Stawia czoła pokrętnym oskarżeniom, historia zamieniona w fikcję

Trump twierdzi, że to gra w karty, JD ma Jokera

Trump myśli, że trzyma asy — to czyni go rozgrywającym

Zełenski chłodny jak lód, znosi presję

Marionetki trzymają się scenariusza, tańczą w rytmie Putina.

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Interpres on 2025-09-15

Author's comments:

This satirical piece, rich in political references and irony, portrays the Oval Office meeting as a theater of hypocrisy, where Zelensky—a symbol of resistance—is attacked by those who supposedly represent freedom. Putin appears as the hidden director, and the whole thing reveals a dramatic game of appearances.

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Comments

Interpres

Mon, 15/09/2025 - 12:31

Ten tekst jest bardzo dobry i niezwykle aktualny. Odważnie nazywa rzeczy po imieniu, nie bojąc się wskazać konkretnych postaci Trumpa, JD Vance’a czy Putina, jako symboli politycznej gry, manipulacji i hipokryzji. Język jest celny, rytmiczny, a ironia doskonale podkreśla absurd sytuacji. To nie tylko komentarz, ale artystyczny manifest, który zmusza do refleksji nad tym, kto naprawdę pociąga za sznurki. Świetnie wyważony balans między satyrą a powagą sprawia, że tekst zostaje w pamięci i rezonuje z tym, co dzieje się tu
i teraz.

Interpres

Mon, 15/09/2025 - 12:32

This text is powerful and timely. It boldly calls out political figures like Trump, JD Vance, and Putin, weaving them into a sharp narrative that exposes hypocrisy, manipulation, and the distortion of truth. The language is vivid and rhythmic, and the irony cuts deep — making it not just a commentary, but a poetic indictment of the current political theater. It’s a well-crafted piece that balances satire with seriousness, and its relevance to today’s global tensions makes it resonate strongly. A striking and memorable work.