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Thank God for the cops
Who else is gonna show up and murder my neighbours dog
Who else is gonna file a report when you get assaulted
Show up at the crime
Take a couple pictures
And then accuse you of lying
We love the cops
Who wouldn't ever lie on the stand
If you can't do the time you shouldn't have gotten that tan
We understand
They're trained to be afraid of the sun
So they should definitely be allowed to shoot anyone
We love the cops
Stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice
You wouldn't like him when he's sad
Staring down a barrel why're you so nervous
If I got mugged I'd just
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab
Thank god for the cops
Who else is gonna pull up and just drive into a crowd
Who else is gonna keep shelters for battered wives in business
Show up at a protest or march to mace officials
Protesting getting maced for being black
We love the cops
They always try to deesclate
Although if you're not white it probably won't go great
Shot nineteen times in two seconds but it's totally fine
When you're the law you may commit any crime
We love the cops
Hop on the train back home stop protesting
Gotta behave do with the rights you've got
So what if every time you see blue lights you're shaking
If I got mugged I'd just
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
Call a cab
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