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Mrs. Landers was a health nut.
She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big-1
Cock-a-doodle-doodle.
The rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like-2
Shih Tzus make good house pets.
They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cause they like to beat their-3
Meeting in the office.
A meeting in the hall.
The boss, he wants to see you,
so you can suck his-4
Balzac was a writer.
He lived with Allen Funt.
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cause she's a-5
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your-6
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cause it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck!
- 1. meant to sound like "he had a great big cock"
- 2. meant to sound like "because it tastes like shit"
- 3. meant to sound like "they like to beat their meat"
- 4. meant to sound like "so you can suck his balls"
- 5. meant to sound like "but that's 'cause she's a cunt"
- 6. meant to sound like "and blood comes out your dick"
AussieMinecrafterComments
Some of the words are obviously meant to sound like swear words and do because there are pauses between the adjoining lyrics (I have annotated those lyrics). However, the last line contains the word "fuck" without any other words to change the meaning.
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