İngilizce çevirisi

Erf, Vera, your enthusiasm drives me to switch into old grumpy nitpicker mode.
Besides, this is one of my favourites of Marica's.
I took great pleasure in working on the French version, but it was a struggle, and revisiting it I see quite a few things I could have done better. :)

How many of those in the world, who is right -> I don't think the Russian structure can be kept in English
"is" would have to agree with "those" ("are"), and the sentence would still miss a main verb.
"so many people are right in this world", maybe? But that sounds ambiguous and not very punchy.
"to be right" does not seem to work well.
"to be in the right" (morally sound and justified in your actions) could fit better.
Maybe "the world is so full of people in the right" to make it a bit more punchy?

heavenly apple -> "the heavenly apple" or "heavenly apples"

would've ate -> eaten

И был бы рядом человек, / Что не станет ранить... -> I understand "people could live close together without hurting each other".
Staying close to the Russian would be a challenge though.
"he who stood close would not harm (nevertheless)" or something? Aaaah, my eyes!

would've talked -> the tenses seem odd to me.
I would rather use present conditional everywhere (we would eat for free / we would talk heart to heart rather than on the phone / we wouldn't need diploma...)

So we can find -> "to find"' or "in order to find"
"so that we could" would make "not needing diploma" the means to find work, while it's just the diploma.

there is no Uber -> ? that seems to be an alternative translation of next line.
I'm not sure what the Russian means. Is it about narcissism or rather hubris?
In my French version I rendered it as "swagging" or "bragging around", but that's probably not very good.

blood we didn't shed -> wouldn't (as a matter of fact, we did shed a lot of blood for roubles. This has to be conditional :) )

Я не знаю, где закон / Чтобы притворяться -> "the law that you can fake" would mean some specific law that can be faked.
Rather "the law that allows to fake"

achieved their all -> it might be my English, but I don't think that works
I guess the most basic equivalent would be "those who made it" or maybe "those who came out on top"?

Все омары поглотил,
Правильно женившись? -> To my shame I totally mistranslated this bit in French.
Now that I read the Russian properly, I still might fail to understand it.
I get "regardless of your social success, you will still be unhappy without love"
So that would be "for all the lobster they ate, were they happily married?" or something like that.

did wrote them -> "actually wrote" or "did write"