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Be Our Guest lyrics

Ma chère mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents -
Your dinner!
 
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie
And we provide the rest
 
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
 
They can sing
They can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
 
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest
 
Beef ragout
Cheese soufflé
Pie and pudding "en flambé"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
 
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
 
We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
 
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
 
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
 
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
 
It's a guest!
It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
 
With dessert
She'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
 
I'll get warm
Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest?
 
She's our guest
She's our guest
She's our guest
 
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's ten years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed
 
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going
 
Course by course
One by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
 
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
 

 

Comments
FaryFary
   Sat, 08/08/2015 - 10:34

We already had a page for this movie so I changed the artist name. I also added one verse in the beginning as well as a video and album info.