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Learnin' a new language, the perfect New Year's resolution
'Till you break your streak and get a taste of retribution.
Oh, don't miss lesson, or I'll come find you!
Ah, two, three, four!
Japanese or broken knees,
Sometimes I might prefer a hammer to diplomacy!
Break your streak today, say "またね",3
To legs that bend the normal way!
Japanese or thrown into the seas,
Started out by lovin' sushi, now you're sharkbait, weeb!
If you did your lessons a-like-a you otta
Wouldn't have to treat you like a sussy baka!
Lernin' a new language the perfect New Year's resolution
'Till you mucked it up and asked for all this persecution!
一月, 二日4 this year
I'll be destroying ev'rything you hold dear!
Japanese or tragedies,
Your aunt Doris gets disappeared permanently!
Quit actin' like I'm a little うざい5,
It's just my friendly way of makin' sure you comply
With our terms and service that you signed!
Submitted by 
Joseph Unicornvault on 2024-12-23
Joseph Unicornvault on 2024-12-23✕
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Writer(s): Andrew Gregory, Evan Gregory, Michael Gregory
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