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Translation
Gimmi I.
Gimmi Ilpedofilo 1 went out,
but the weather was dull that morning.
Low clouds, one of those days
when you think you I've seen it all,
but all is nothing. Gimmi Ilpedofilo
went down the stairs and there were people out.
Angry people scowled at him
behind mirrored sunglasses, but there's no sunshine.
Sun, sun, where are you? Gimmi Gimmi needs you.
Tell me when you show up. Maybe maybe it'll be too late.
He felt lost and short of breath.
Dog poop on the pavement.
Looks full of loathing all around him.
Gimmi thought: "Come what come may"
and went back home but they followed him,
parents, wielding canes:
"Gimmi Ilpedofilo you're a dead man
Gimmi Ilpedofilo we're going to kill you with the cane"
Little cane pim pum pam, punches 2 are flying!
It looks ugly for Gimmi, it looks very ugly for Gimmi.
"Wait, this is just a misunderstanding!"
Gimmi tried to defend himself,
but they silenced him, then blood,
and clobbering, spitting, punches and kicks.
Justice has been served, the crowd thought,
but, in truth, that wasn't justice.
Because, okay, yes, Gimmi Ilpedofilo,
but "Ilpedofilo" was his surname.
Oh no, they thought he was a pedophile
but it's just his family name
since the XVIII century.
Never had problems before!
It's not his job, just his name,
It would be a travesty.
Gimmi Ilpedofilo died an innocent man
a victim of his own surname.
And now, from the heavens
he looks at us with his kind smile
with his new friends
who suffered the same fate:
and especially Fabiana Inculamorti 5.
Oh, poor Fabiana Inculamorti,
another innocent victim
in this stupid misunderstanding.
She was not a necrophiliac,
she was just a just a girl.
Another innocent pawn
in this cruel game of life.
Oh life...
The moral of this story
is that haste is a poor advisor.
How many more will have to die
for an error of judgment?
How many widows will cry,
how many fathers won't see the return of those children
to whom they gave a surname that scares
the man in the street?
May the Lord forgive you all, because I...
- Enrico 6, wait, let me do this! -
- Elio 7, go on! -
May the Lord forgive you all,
because I definitely can't do that.
But if you got an idea,
come and talk to me in person.
It's easy to find me. There's my name on the tombstone:
Luigi. Actually, Gianluigi. Gianluigi Bombatomica 8.
Gianluigi Bombatomica
Poor thing, Giangi.
Gianluigi. Just a surname:
Bombatomica
Poor thing, Giangi.
Poor thing!
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Gyps Fulvus on 2016-03-03
Gyps Fulvus on 2016-03-03Last edited by Gyps Fulvus on 2016-03-20
Gyps Fulvus on 2016-03-20✕
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