The phenomenon which they call an "Internet Angel"
is a cutesy rainbow illumination
that comes from a supposedly "organic" AC electric light, BANG!
(She's a) composite of every transparent account!
I'll make you forget about this jaw-droppingly shitty and trashy reality
as an Angel of Charity
Keep this a secret from all adults!
And don't worry, nothing scares me anymore
Let's get off of social media, and we'll go together to see the ocean!*
Quit the Internet~!!!
You imitate others like you know everything, but you actually don't know anything, you...
What's making you sad? What's making you lonely? Can you hear me?
I miss people a lot, I don't wanna be around people a lot... It's a loop
Even though I like the night, I'm trembling in the cold all alone
"The truth is I know how to be happy,
but I just can't stop pretending I'm miserable."
Don't let the antis* get the better of you! Don't let the believers get to you!
No matter how hard you try,
you'll just end up in Hell anyway
No, actually, maybe it's a good thing
that dark magic from Hell is already in the air
Hypocrites are trapped in the spider web
Even though I should be in a lot of pain,
I just can't stop using the internet!!!
I'm running around in ecstasy, I'm melting in Zolpidem* (misery)
I can't keep that glowing screen off of my mind
Someone, put me out of my misery, but I don't wanna die!
I don't want to see the morning come
It's pointless! I'll die! My mind's being blown!!!!!
"And still, I'm going to tread on through all of the incels in this chaos,
and find a sight only known to me.
For from the chaos of the internet comes
a poisonous signal as beautiful as snow..."
"I went to counseling (therapy),
and the doctor (therapist) said to 'Get off the Internet.'
My heart hurt at the thought of never seeing you all again...
I thought, even if the real world was destroyed, I would have been better off here!"
"I remember the day when I got my first follower,
the day that a kind netizen looked at me and approved of me,
Ah, I just don't care about the little things anymore... Say it with me!"
THE INTERNET IS THE BEST!!!
I'm gushing out ecstasy, I'm having sweet dreams on Zolpidem (misery)
An ocean of swimming electrons is at your fingertips, Internet boy
Sadness dances in the air as I play internet games in the dark
I'm smiling next to you, surely you won't forget your Internet girl...
("storytime pls!" "end my life! :D" "read the description" "she's here!" ――(゚∀゚)――!!" "YAAASS!" "1'm H3R3" "pog" "ok boomer" "no u" "that's not a 'Z,' its a ponytail..." "LMFAOOOOO" ">embed fail" "major W")
("storytime pls!" "end my life! :D" "read the description" "she's here!" ――(゚∀゚)――!!" "YAAASS!" "1'm H3R3" "pog" "ok boomer" "no u" "that's not a 'Z,' its a ponytail..." "LMFAOOOOO" ">embed fail" "major W")
I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE- I LIKE-
I heal lonely incels
through the pale light coming through their monitors.
That’s becuz I am an Internet Angel!
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Thank you!
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ZOLPIDEM: https://medlineplus.gov/druginfo/meds/a693025.html
Good job, you clearly put a lot of effort into this
in your comments you equate otaku with the western term incel and indicate that being obsessed with trains is a defining trait of this demographic. Are train fans a taboo in japan? and if so, is it just the hikikomori type or is it all individuals who desire more walkable cities with better access to public transit?
Aside from that I appreciate the translations. I figured it was about an individual with an unhappy relationship with the internet but I love understanding the nuances of the lyrics
Not all "densha otaku" are taboo in Japan. Like most hobbyists most are harmless fans. However in that comment specifically I was referring to a specific type of "densha otaku/train otaku" that use the subculture as a cover to commit crime such as trespassing, doxxing/online threats, destruction of public property, and theft, and then claim that they are only doing it for the sake of their devotion in the hobby. This behavior from a few select individuals has caused a negative look on the hobby since the 1970s.
Additionally, it is/was a well known community active on 2channel and its successors, which is what many of the references made in this song refer to.