• IF ASIAN PARENTS MADE A RAP SONG

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Yah Yah
My son so dumb
My son so dumb
Yah Yah Yah
 
My son so dumb
Q = 21
He try to make friends but they call him
Ching Chong
He eat da wonton
but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like da
King Kong
My son useless
can’t play ping pong
He try to get a date
with da girl Sue Young
But she said hell no
cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke
can’t buy da dim sun
 
Yah Yah Yah Yah
my son so dumb
my son so dumb
Yah Yah Yah
my son is so dumb, Yah
 
He text Ming Li
but she a pick me
Too bad he broke
can’t buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me
then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me
then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy
and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney
for 2 dollar 50
Do not think I forgot
you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you
go say sorry
 
Yah Yah Yah Yah
my son so dumb
my son so dumb
Yah Yah Yah
my son is so dumb, Yah
 
My son so dumb
IQ = 21
He try to make friends but they call him
Ching Chong
He eat da wonton
but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like da
King Kong
My son useless
can’t play ping pong
He try to get a date
with da girl Sue Young
But she said hell no
cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke
can’t buy da dim sun
 
Yah Yah Yah
my son so dumb
my son so dumb
Yah Yah Yah
my son is so dumb, Yah
 
Yah Yah Yah Yah
my son so dumb
my son so dumb
Yah Yah Yah
my son is so dumb, Yah
 

 

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