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Hey there Delilah, would you like to lick my Peter
and if you dipped it in chocolate, then you know
it will be sweeter, yes it will
just don't forget to take your pill, abortion kills..
Hey there Delilah, would you like to spank my monkey
and you know I just don't mind if
your rear end's a little chunky, i don't care..
what then, you've got a lot of hair
growing down there
oooh what you gave to me
oooh herpes simplex B
oooh what you gave to me
oooh now it hurts when I pee
Hey there Delilah would you pass the Penicillin
and my groin's all hot and itchy,
even tho we're just here chillin', that's a fact
I've got a swollen red ballsack, it's out of whack
Hey there Delilah would you use this special ointment
and i'm sorry if your groin is uninfected,
disappointed, just close your eyes
and rub some sap between your thighs, it would be wise
oooh what you gave to me
oooh Hepatitis C
oooh what you gave to me
oooh it still hurts when I pee
that first day you talked to me
you were as sweet as you can be
you said that you had come from far away
that first night you came home with me
the special things you did to me
i knew that i would never be the same
they say the rash you gave to me
is some new form of STD
that will never ever ever go away
and you're on a plane..
hey there Delilah, did you sit upon my toilet
because if you did, I'm taking off
the seat and then I'll boil it, just in case
I've done a dirty damn disgrace
I need you to just move from my place
you're just a filthy damn disgrace
i need my space..
oooh, what you gave to me
oooh, some unknown STD
oooh, what you gave to me
oooh, it still hurts when I pee
and I can't really see
ooh-hoooo hooo-hooo.. (ooow!)
ooh oo-hooo ohohohohoooww..
oh hohohohooo..
(cheers)
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