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2 translations Things You Don't Say to Your Wife lyrics
Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend.
And where’d you get those shoes? I think they’re pretty lame.
Would you stop talking?, I’m trying to watch the game.
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
these are the things you don’t say to your wife.
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday;
I didn’t ask you but I knew it’d be okay.
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show;
I taped it over our old wedding video.
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
these are the things you don’t say to your wife.
Solo.
Your cooking is okay but not like mother makes.
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake.
Your eyes look puffy, dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary, sweetie: I bought you a treadmill.
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
these are the things you don’t say to your wife.
If you’re a man who doesn’t want to get killed with a knife,
these are the things you don’t say to your wife.
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A parody of Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day.
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