(Let me put this away, you idiots will understand...)
I'm not the damsel in distress,
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess,
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly...
Nope ! I'm the bad guy !
All this former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking kneels, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime...
What am I boys ? - She's the bad guy !
Oh it's magic, to watch a planet
Shrivel up and die !
Oh it's thrillin', to be a villain !
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry...
'CUZ I'M THE BAD GUY !
(Holy crap ! She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it ! She wants to destroy it ! Man, that's evil ! - Aaaaah)
Oh ain't it fantastic ?
I see something, I blast it !
And let me tell you why...
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry !
See, I find this business rather fun !
I don't want your assistance or your adulation.
I vaporize your galaxy and bid ya bye-bye !
Why ? COME ON GUESS !
- 'Cause you're the bad guy ?
Oh well, girl... Mwahahahahahah !