Just to make things more clear:

First stanza:

"India, South America" = It is a custom in Israel to travel abroad, mostly to these places, after serving in the army.

"Pennies" (asimonim) = Telephone tokens.

"Slurps" (shlukim) = Ice popsicles.

"Financial Night" = "Laila Kalkali (לילה כלכלי)" is the name of an Israeli TV news program, broadcasted between the years of 2009 to 2017.

Second stanza:

"Bamba" = A very well-known Israeli peanut butter-flavored snack.

"Alma gum" = Originally "O-GIRL spearmint", is a type of gum that's been in Israel since the 60s.

"Shnekel" = A combination of the words "Shnei (שני)" meaning: two, and "shekel (שקל)". It is a new Israeli coin worth 2 shekels.

"Oy kapara" = "Kapara (כפרה)" is a popular Israeli slang, meaning: my sweet, my darling, etc. [Literally: my penance (as if to ward off the evil eye)].

Third stanza:

"A New Evening" = "Erev Hadash (ערב חדש)" is one of the most veteran and successful Israeli TV news programs.

"Arak deer" = "Arak Aiyalim (ערק איילים)" is a nickname given to an Israeli brand of arak (alcoholic drink), after the logo that presents two deers. The original name of the brand is "Elit Ha'Arak (עלית הערק)".

"Another World Cup but without the Israeli group" = Yeah, we suck at soccer. That's a fact.

Fourth stanza:

"Halfon Hill" = "Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona (גבעת חלפון אינה עונה)", literally: "Halfon Hill Doesn't Answer", is an Israeli comedy cult film produced in 1976.

"Lemon Popsicle" = "Eskimo Limon (אסקימו לימון)" is a 1978 Israeli comedy-drama cult film. The success of the film led to a series of sequels.

"Who is bothering Miko?" = A famous quote from the 1974 Israeli comedy film "Charlie Vahetsi (צ'ארלי וחצי)", meaning: "Charlie and a Half".

"Give [me] hummus, french-fries, salad" = Hummus, french-fries [we say "chips"] and salad, is the most famous Israeli street-food combination. If you go to any falafel place, it goes like: "Hey, can I get a pita with falafel?" "Sure, hummus-chips-salad?" "Yes, please."

"And don't forget the clapping when the plane lands" = It's true, Israelis have this tendency to clap their hands whenever their plane lands, be it in Israel or in any other country, to show gratitude to the pilot who'd successfully landed the plane.

"And if the line is long please skip" = "Skip" is not the correct translation here. It should've been "bypass".

Fifth stanza:

"A Swedish key" = An adjustable spanner/wrench.

"Nachman Meuman" = It is a song (and the motto) used by a subgroup of Breslover Hasidim. The complete phrase is "Na Nach Nachma Nachman Me'uman". It is a kabbalistic formula based on the four Hebrew letters of the name "Nachman (נחמן)", referring to the founder of the Breslov movement, Rebbe Nachman of Breslov, along with a reference to his burial place in Uman, Ukraine.

Sixth stanza:

"I'm unpacking merchandise" = [1] "Pakach Ani Porek S'chora (פקח אני פורק סחורה)" was a successful parody song, written and preformed by the comedic duo Assi Cohen and Guri Alfi during their TV show in 2002. [2] Israelis would find ANY excuse to park their car in a no-parking zone (which is the meaning of the song I just mentioned). Even go as far as shamelessly putting a sign on their dashboard that says: 'Traffic warden, I'm unloading merchandise, I'll return shortly'; or 'Traffic warden, I'm sitting Shiva, I'll return shortly'.

"Waze" = A free GPS navigation software that works on smartphones and tablets. It was first developed and popularized by an Israeli company.

"The Iron Dome" = A mobile all-weather air defense system. It is designed to intercept and destroy short-range rockets and artillery shells fired from distances of 4 kilometers (2.5 mi) to 70 kilometers (43 mi) away and whose trajectory would take them to a populated area.

If there's anything else you'd like me to explain, I'll be glad to.