• Blue vs. Monokuma

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[VERSE 1: MONOKUMA]
You don't wanna go mano el mano with 'Kuma
Blue, I'll broadcast your execution to the tots on Nick Jr
As they're watching you'll have taught them not to mess with Dangoranpa
By chopping it up like Chiaki 'till this dog's been neutered!
 
Now listen:
This bear's diss bears despairs to spare
This pair's disparity's barely fair
I'm the headmaster, the teacher's pet better kiss up or
I'll catch a body on the track; I got the diss covered!
 
Quit trying to teach kids and leave them alone
They'll sink their teeth into a show with more meat on the bone
You do the same fetch-questing in each episode
All to teach kids lessons they already know!
 
I got the strap
Aim an AK at Pre-K and end ya
Put the lens to your eyes
Now you look like Magenta
Give it everything you've got when you come in to rhyme
'Cause for the audience, your verse will be
PUNISHMENT TIME!
 
[VERSE 2: BLUE]
Monokuma, our students don't have a lot in common
For one, mine probably know what an octagon is
It may be true that we both entertain a lot of kids
But unlike you, they're actually my target audience!
 
So I don't need to drop hints
On your games with a paw print
Because everyone that's watching
Already knows they're dogshit
When educating toddlers
You gotta make it obvious
No wonder all your games end with the same fucking plot twist!
 
Just hours of blabbing
There's nothing new to do
I couldn't get into your story with a Blue's Skadoo
You're only on the top of the food chain to your students, dude
Because you're a predator who preys on the youth on school
 
(Ba-bow!)
And you might get to teach a class or two
(Ba-bow!)
But I got millions watching after school!
(Ba-bow!)
I'm killing the beat, now it's black and blue
(Ba-bow!)
I'm killing the beat, now I'm Blackened Blue
(Ba-bow.)
 
[VERSE 3: MONOKUMA]
If you're so smart, detective, I've got a question:
What kind of grown adult thinks a SALT SHAKER is sentient?!
I think if Hope's Peak was the collage Steve attended
I would definitely call him the "Ultimate Schizophrenic!"
 
Now don't you go downplaying my fame, are you kidding?
Because when I make killing games, my games make a killing
And I would execute ya with burns left to the first degree
But I can't top despair like when Burns left for his first degree
 
[FINAL VERSE: BLUE]
What kind of secrets lie behind Hope's Peak?
Let's sit down in our thinking chair and THINK, THINK, THINK!
Three games
Three clues
And the verdict that your fans awaited?
Everything that you had created was completely fabricated!
 
And now I got this fraud wishin' for hope
Because my bars are so clean, call them "Slippery Soap"
So Imma hand you this L
Because I'm taking the dub (The dub!)
You just got a letter!
I wonder who it's from?
 

 

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