• Superwog

    America v China: Rap Battle

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(AMERICA)
America the most powerful force
We shooting down y'all
While we winning in wars
Take over the world the Earth's keeper
Knocking on your doors
Even if you don't need us
How is that 300 million of us
Can bury 1.3 billion of you in the dust
We're ballers
And your people are weak
Half of your nation can't even afford to eat
Come on man
You think you can rap?
You probably work in sweatshops and eat cats
Your whack nation smells like ass and dead rats
We're real humans
Your just number and stats
 
(CHINA)
Hey
You fucking fat
Your mumma told me you need a smack
You talkin shit
You make me sick
You lost to Vietnam
Now suck it bitch
 
Listen to me
And all my instruction
Down here’s a weapon
Of mass reproduction
 
A chinatown here
A chinatown there
Before you even know it
Chinatown everywhere
 
Be scared
We steady fucking your whole nation
Fat, dumb american
FUCK I HATE THEM!
 
We ban Facebook and we ban Youtube
We ban anything that look like you
 
Crouching paper tiger you little faggot
Come over here ride my hidden dragon
 
(AMERICA)
What! Huh? Could you say that again?
'Cause I barely understood a fucking word that you said
Maybe you should try to spit in Chinese instead
So I can laugh at your language while I blast you with lead
Bomb ya villages 'n buildings
We bomb anything that's livin' and
Have no hesitation killin' millions of civilians
Our army's traumatic
Your army's asthmatic
Keep blasting ya ass until y'all democratic
So expect the worst when we get berserk
'Cause with a smerk we twerk, we'll twerk
When you're deep in the earth
Piss on it first
Send your ashes to space
So the world is clean without a trace of your race
 
(CHINA)
Fuck you!
Piece of shit white boy
I cut you up and eat you with bok choy!
Listen to you cry
When your face is deep fried
American spring roll, mm 2 for 5!
Shooting up your nation like it was a school with more rage than a nerd who think he ain’t cool!
Can’t wait till the great wall enter your anus and record it like a porno so your gayness get famous
Feed your throat chicken feet till you choke
Plant bamboo seed in your big bumhole
No hope as it grow your asshole get poked
I laugh while it come out your mouth like a spoke
White Devil! Bow down to your leader
Prepare to drink a litre of our gewy yellow fever
We’re the best fighter nothing will be finer
Soon the whole world will be made in China!
 

 

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