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Register too late
Sell your ballot to your mate
Stick your hand into the vote machine
To check what other people's vote has been
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
See with whom you most agree
Then ask them for a fee
And if they don't pay up,
Don't vote for them
But for the other guy,
Just take his money and run
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Find a general who's been a collider
Or a movie star who's even hotter
Or a boxer or a comedian
And wonder if they can run last
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Vote for the widow of a detailer
Or for a crook who's as cute for a sailor
Or an ex-president who has grown up too
And I wonder how this murderer would do
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Vote for the son
and the daughter and the mother
Of the same family
as the super-rich grandfather
Give them all the power to help their pals
So they can use your taxes to build their empires
But don't complain, they're useless losers
They've gained a crime but they're quite possibly
Dumb ways to vote
So many dumb ways to vote
Thanks for watching!
Лена Ленина
Valeriu RautComments
