1. Jebať (lit. to fuck) is a Swiss army knife of swearwords in Slovak. It can mean to be really drunk, really angry, to put something somewhere, to beat someone up, to hit someone, to kill someone, to kill yourself and a loads of more things. So, I used its multiple meanings in my translation

Shirley Șerban - I'm No MacGyver

To solve problems and do DIY
But when I try, I just cry
I'm useless with my Swiss Army knife
Oh

Cro - Rock Star (explicit)

fucked up dude, a stinking rich ashtray ¹
I’ve got more parts built in
than a Swiss Army Knife ²
I just sit back, chillax, and ³

Slaughterhouse - Psycopath Killer

Cause the arsenal I have'll scar you for life, worse than Dzhokhar's
And I have a bomb, pliers and barbed wire
Your bars are like Barney Fife with a fucking swiss army knife
A saber that's Darth Vader with arthritis at a bar fight

Boy Jr. - Are they actually attractive?

[Outro]
Are they actually attractive or do they just wear earrings that look like legos?
Or do they just carry a swiss army knife all the time?
Are they actually attractive or do they just have a really fast quarter-mile run time?

Information Society - 300BPS N, 8, 1 (Terminal Mode Or ASCII Download)

"No. You Americans think you own the world. Hah! We'll burn down our rain forest if we damn well please. We need room for cows!! We want a McDonald's on every... oh, sorry, yes anyway, no. We need 40% of your concert receipts to give to David Bowie," he said, winking to the local promoter, Phillipe.

As Paul continuted this elaborate distraction, Jim effected an escape from the heavily guarded bus by crawling down into the cargo bay, cutting a hole in the floor with the Swiss Army knife's arc-welder, slipping into the manhole cover situated under the bus, and walking up to the hotel's basement from there. Jim called up to me in my room and gave the signal. We were now to meet at the back entrance, with our tech guys. But first, Paul would need some help getting away from his unwelcome guests, as things were getting ugly.

The Weakerthans - My Favourite Chords

We hope you get to be happy sometimes"

Bring your swiss-army knife and a bottle of something
And I'll bring some spray paint and a new deck of cards

Spark Alaska - You've become my sleep schedule

I’ve been meaning to catch the morning blue
A glass of water for me and one for you
I will be your Swiss army knife in
Fights you might get in with your heart

The Magnetic Fields - Technical (You're So)

You have some extra limbs
You look like a Swiss army knife with wings
Dance like a Hindu deity

1.	To be born for the rose and pearl
2.	Fuck around and find out
3.	It's not all sunshine and roses
4.	One for the money, two for the show
5.	Turtle dovin'
6.	Behind the curtain
7.	Wife material
8.	Pop a bean
9.	Snitches get stitches
10.	The person who can't reach the grapes, says they are sour
11.	Out of the ordinary
12.	pull that thread
13.	Show me a liar, and I will show you a thief
14.	Dead and buried
15.	Your slip is showing