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Garçon

Boy

Just now, I was riding on my scooter through Paris.

At a red light a guy said to me: “Miss, do you know what time it is?”

I told him: “It’s twelve o’clock.”

He said: “Hey Miss, you’re so sweet, couldn’t you give me little treat?”

His mates were cracking up.

I didn’t get it right away.

I told him: “Big boy, you don’t talk to people this way.

You wouldn’t like it if someone spoke to your mother like that.”

The guy looked at me. With a watchdog’s face he said: “Come on, if you talk about my mother, I’ll beat the shit out of you!”

I retorted: “Calm down, Alphonse. I don’t even know you and you’re threatening me!

What’s this lack of subtlety all about? Didn’t anyone teach you to treat every girl like a princess?

He said: “Yeah, I’m going to fuck you!”

I told him: Well no, that’s exactly the problem!

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux con), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux con), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla

So I continued on my way and at the next traffic light I hear:

“Hey, big slut you want me to give it to you?”

Again it’s Alphonse with his bulky (literally acorn-shaped) head.

I told him: “You’re forcing yourself on me, that’s very indecent!

I don’t believe it; go back to the planet where you came from.

You think you’re Tony Montana but you don’t even have hair on your dick!”

He said to me: “Come on, don’t be so gross. You will see how I’m gonna knock you down!”

“You’re telling me I’m gross? That beats everything! I must be dreaming. Who do you think you are?

You’re going to stop right now!”

I got off, he got off.

I say: “Your head’s full of shit! What do you think you’re doing? Now, you’re in trouble. We are not finished here till I get to hear some excuses from you!”

He told me: “No, you have to apologize to me, ugly witch!”

“It’s getting even better, I told you what time it was, I should have kept my mouth shut!”

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux cons), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux cons), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla

That’s how some boys talk. What a shame! Someone should teach them a lesson.

You want to play? We’re going to play!

I told him: Put you panties down! You talk a lot but no actions are following! You asked me for a blow-job.”

Suddenly Alphonse had a realisation.He took a step back and said: “Yeah, come on, everything’s alright. Leave me alone. Sorry!”

I told him: “That’s alright.You’re already looking less like an asshole!”

Having the need to talk to women like that is not normal.

This is a serious issue of education.

“Above all, I’m sure that you’re a nice boy deep down inside”

He tells me:”You’re right! I’m feeling really stupid. My mates made me do it, it’s peer pressure!”

I tell him: “It’s ok, don’t cry, it takes more than that.”

Alphonse melts into tears in my arms.

I tell him:”You need love, that’s clear. Come here. Give auntie a little kiss.”

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux cons), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla

You know, if you leave out the cedilla, it’s not boy (garçon) anymore but “watch out asshole” (garcon) watch out for assholes (gare aux cons), my girl, watch out for assholes

Gare aux cons, gare aux cons who lost their cedilla